Few things in life are worse than ads for feminine products that try to tastefully sell their goods without explicity saying things like “itchy vaginal rash” or “public crotch scratching”, turning instead to more tasteful methods to convey the message. Having to watch a yeast infection personified in some strange, non-sensical way might be more painful than the actual yeast infection itself. Take this commercial that hit the airwaves a couple of weeks ago, where a woman suffering from what my family has always referred to as “A Whore’s Itch” takes a look in a mirror, only to find that her chassis disease has morphed her into DMX with a vadg.