The utter devastation Paula Abdul experiences upon learning that her services will not be required for the production of the Bratz Movie is undoubtedly one of the best things you will see all day, and should win Hey Paula! an Emmy Award for Best Reality Show About A Totally Crazy Person. We had no idea anyone could this bent out of shape about a movie whose entire plot has been built around a line of toys that look like spoiled little whores, but if anyone can, it’s definitely Paula. Bratz could have been her Lawrence of Arabia.