Words don’t really do the following bit of YouTubed amazingness justice, but a masterfully choreographed reenactment of Michael Jackson’s music video for “Thriller”, flawlessly executed by a prison yard full of jumpsuit-sporting inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines, is one of those things that just makes you just want to kiss Al Gore for giving us the gift of the Internet. The whole thing’s classic, but my favorite part is the prison b*tch drag queen’s amazing portrayal of MJ’s terrified girlfriend.