Have ya heard? They’re remaking the 1994 classic comedy Ace Ventura:Pet Detective! No, really… they are. Because clearly the archaic video technology that existed 13 years ago has prevented film archivists from saving the original print of the film which starred Jim Carrey. And today’s children need to see. this. movie. But star Jim Carrey clearly doesn’t have the time to remake the flick that put his name on the map — this guy’s got hair to grow. No, instead, they’ve replaced our lead star with a new up-and-coming young comedian, Josh Flitter, in an effort to see if chubby equals funny no matter at what age. And by this exclusive look at the movie’s poster*, let’s just say childhood obesity + monkey humping + horrible, horrible idea = box office gold. Move over, Alvin and the Chipmunks remake — There’s a new thing to get really pissed off about.

*Please note: This poster is an exclusive look at the way our brains are picturing it, based upon the original design.