- Rest easy, world: Jessica Simpson’s boobs are real!! But don’t get too excited… her lips are stuffed with fat gleaned from a soup made out of live kittens. For shame, Jessica.
- Remember Tuesday, when we told you about our favorite British comedian Noel Fielding canoodling with human trash receptacle Courtney Love? They totally trashed their hotel room, burning 90 percent of the furniture/carpet with lit ciggs. What sort of behavior is that for the King of the Mods?
- Hmmm… a Sammy Davis Jr. bio-pic that’s not starring Don Cheadle? Pass.
- And on a similar note, a Price is Right hosted by anyone other than the hilarious and charming John “J. Peterman” O’Hurley? Double pass! Oh, that Todd Newton… he’s just so smug.
- YOU DECIDE: Katherine McPhee is set to co-star in an upcoming Adam Sandler movie. Does this mark the beginning of McPhee’s career? Or the end of Sandler’s? If a movie star falls in the woods, do the paparazzi hear?
