You probably already know that Britney Spears is rumored to be dating her beefy bodyguard, but were you aware that this new romance is actually part of the larger plan for her long-promised Big Comeback, which includes a starring film role in a sequel to Brit’s all-time favorite movie. Through our shadowy network of screenwriting operatives, BWE.tv has managed to obtain exclusive pages from the top-secret script for The Bodyguard 2: Manny of the House.