In many regions of the country, folks are celebrating the imprisonment of one of the most hated/revered jobless rich girls in the world, Paris Hilton. Last night, she surrendered herself to police to fulfill her 23-day sentence from violating probation and driving under the influence with a suspended license. Which means that for the next 23 days, we will be without any Paris Hilton updates! And because we have a horrible feeling that without Paris’ spirit in our lives we might literally wither and die, we needed to come up with some sort of solution to keep her around for the next month or so.

Hence, we’d like to present to you with Paris Hilton’s Mono-Opoly. Fashion a miniature chihuahua, some hair extensions, and a bottle of Valtrex out of pewter, gather your best friends around the living room table, and play to your heart’s content. These 23 days will fly by faster than a drunk-driven Benz! (Note average playing time: Less Than 3 Minutes)