CNN News Host and human vessel of unholy evil Nancy Grace has just publicly announced that she was secretly married several months ago, and is expecting children – twins – sometime early next year. According to the NY Post:

“I never thought it would happen like this,” she says. “I thought ‘mother’ and ‘wife’ was just not part of God’s plan for me. This is such a blessing, and I just can’t believe that, at my age, I would find such happiness.”

She declined to say if she’d had fertility treatments in order to become pregnant at age 47.

“But you tell women out there that there is hope,” she said.

Time will tell if motherhood and marriage mellows the cable news channel host’s pit-bull disposition.

Yes, when she was “called” do to the evil on-air bidding of the dark lord Beezlebub, Grace never would have thought that marriage or motherhood was part of her hellish plan to bring fear and suffering to nighttime cable news. But one can ever know the will of the damned, particularly when massive amounts of hormone supplements are involved. But here’s hoping her little hellspawn are as healthy and happy as she is!