I couldn’t let the day go by without addressing last night’s Celebrity Fit Club finale. So here goes: Dustin Diamond is a walking bag of vinegar and water, with pubes hot glued for hair, and a poo smear for a sh*t-eating grin. We know that was his intention, to be the villain on the show, but what makes it worse is that he’s stupid and unfunny. He doesn’t have a single redeeming quality pumping through his bod — though, to be fair, if I spent my childhood as a dork perma-stitched into Skidz, I’d have issues too… wait a second, I did spend my childhood as a dork perma-stitched into Skidz! The guy has no excuses!

Here’s a little highlight reel we made of Dustin’s appearance on last night’s finale, replete with highlights from the season, and his before and after shot at the end. Harvey gets pissed, Kim cries, Ross the Intern looks skinnay, and some dude Cletus gets really mad, and pronounces the word “Why” — “Haaa-whyyy”.