So I’m a little thirsty right now. Could use some water to help relieve this parched state I’m in. Maybe a water that has been enhanced with the benefits of manually-added vitamins and nutrients, and subsequently endorsed by 50 Cent, a popular gangsta rap star I’ve read about in the Rolling Stone magazine. And perhaps this simple-seeming hip-hop performer will refresh himself with the vitamin-enriched Formula 50 flavor of the Nutritious Water Beverage, and suddenly be overcome with the inescapable desire to lead an entire chamber orchestra in a rapturous rendition of one of his chart-topping hits. This is why the Vitamin Water is worth an extra buck or so, even if it is just diluted Kool-Aid in a stylish label.

(thanks to Worker #3116 for the tip)