Finally something positive is coming from the whole Don Imus controversy. Porn artistes Kick Ass Pictures has filmed Nappy Headed Hos. And what exactly can we expect to find on this tasteful piece of adult cinema?

Nappy Headed Ho’s stars girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of “nappy”), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of “ho”). It features seven sex scenes and has a running time of over two hours!

Brilliant! You see, there’s absolutely nothing to get offended about here, because there are no stereotypes at play. These women are officially Nappy Headed Hos as defined by Merriam-Webster. Still the project does smack a bit of profiteering. Considering all Don Imus has done to raise the profile of the aforementioned nappy hos, doesn’t he deserve to somehow profit from this venture as well? Oh wait, he will? Please explain how Kick Ass website:

Adult video company Kick Ass Pictures will be donating one dollar from each Nappy Headed Ho’s DVD to a retirement fund for radio personality Don Imus.
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“If Imus doesn’t prevail, then there’s a good chance he’ll need some help with his retirement fund,” said Kulkis. “If he doesn’t choose to accept the money we collect, then we’ll donate it to the United Negro College Fund.”

So this is for charity? Why didn’t you say so earlier? In that case, we’ll take 10…