In today’s First Annual Chesticle Showdown, we post the question of which is worse:

On the left, Maggie Gyllenhaal lactating into her baby’s mouth. On the right, Star Jones at the Kentucky Derby, with two overcooked hamburger buns stuffed into a size 8 dress.

So… Which is worse? Here’s the good news: You won’t have to see Star breastfeeding in public anytime soon… and you can thank Al Reynolds for that.

(Maggie Gyll pics courtesy of WENN and CBB.)