Wasting no time after last week’s girlfriend Lindsay Lohan packed her bags to take a second crack at rehab, model/party guy/whatever Calum Best was caught on camera hoovering blow and partying in a hotel with some half-naked stripper types. According to The Sun:

The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours.

Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he:

• SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.
• LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn.
• SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line” as drugs were laid out.

Last night part-time model Best, 26, said: “I am a young man and I like to indulge but look where it has got me — I feel ashamed.”

While these “shocking” “revelations” might seem a little “too well timed”, possibly to “maximize publicity” in light of “recent events”, maybe the guy was genuinely just trying to fill the “nightly sex and drugs marathon” void caused by Lohan’s sudden departure with a couple classy ladies he picked up down at XXX Girls, or his publicist’s casting agency. Is there really a difference? Either way, good for you, Besties – your fifteen minutes will now officially end in 3…2…1… wait, who’s this guy again?