Old News: Back in April, Akon played a fun little game at a concert in Trinidad where he offered ladies in the audience a chance to win “a trip to Africa”? Then he picked a “winner,” vigorously dry-humped her and announced that he was “Africa.” Clever. Um, except the girl he dry-violated was a pastor’s daughter. And only 15. Oops. The stunt ended costing him his deal with Verizon and he has since issued an apology.

Middle News: Amid the whole controversy, Akon was raising questions about this girl and pointing out that he was performing in an 18-and-over club, so a 15-year-old shouldn’t even have been in there. And everyone was just like, “Quiet, Air Raper.”

New News: The girl’s MySpace page has surfaced. Some fun things she does on her page (which has just been set to private): Claim to be 19. Post pictures of the evening along with the caption, “girls nite out! best time!” Spell many words very, very poorly.

Not that this makes Akon any more of a gentleman, but it does make you wonder exactly what kind of girl this is. Oh wait, we know exactly what kind of girl this is. She tells us on her page:

“i am really outgoing ,wild,and luvvvv to have fun,luvv to be around frendz and hang out and off course PARTYYY!! i am a professional slacker!I am down to earth..doh take no sh*t from anyone type of girl however most people who don’t give me a chance will plainly say “I’m a BITCH” oh well… ima bitch,ive got class,mess wid me and i’ll kick ur ass!!”

So basically, exactly what you’d expect from a pastor’s daughter…