- You know, when Tom Cruise tries to shill crazy all over the country, encouraging people to drop the Xanax and pick up Dianetics, that’s one thing. But when he starts using 9/11 trauma as a method to convert people to Scientology, well, that’s when we get pissed.
- Kevin Costner is suing a music promoter who backed out of promoting his band (wait for it) The Kevin Costner Band. Looks like Dances with Wolves will have to ask his sister to prom this year.
- Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are hotfooting their way to the wedding chapel in order to prevent their child from being born a bastard.
- If George Clooney paid $20 to a bunch of children for a cup of lemonade, just think how much he tips prostitutes! (Hint: Call me.)
- Tip to movie makers: Next time you want to depict Jesus drinking a can of soda, make is Shasta. Because Coca-cola ain’t havin’ it.











