According to recent reports in the British media, Boy George has been arrested on charges of assault and false imprisonment after he allegedly chained a rent boy to a wall in his apartment and attacked him with a box of sex toys. Steel your stomachs:

Carlsen – who claims he had agreed to pose for photos and was not working as an escort – said: “I walked into the bedroom wearing my white underpants and a T-shirt and then I was jumped on by another man.

“George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”

Carlsen then claims the other man left the room before the former Culture Club singer produced a box of sex toys and told him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”

The 28-year-old Norwegian – who met George on the gay dating website Gaydar – says he pulled the hook from the wall and fled in his underpants before phoning the police from a nearby newsagent’s on Saturday (28.04.07) morning.

As I don’t have it in me to even try to imagine what kind of harrowing experience it would be to find oneself chained to a wall as a painted up old clowntranny hummed the words to “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me” while neatly arranging his unspeakable collection of whips, clips and probes, I’ll leave further visualization and subsequent revulsion to you people.