Between Matthew McConaughey’s stoned surfer cartoon drawing and this horrendous piece of movie art (which looks like the kind of thing that’s been hanging on the walls of a Puerto Rican hair salon for the past twenty-five years), ridiculous movie posters might be having the Best Week Ever. A few thoughts off the top of my head. First of all, after Jersey Girl and Gigli, hasn’t J. Lo figured out that no one really wants to go see the movie version of her latest tabloid-fodder romances? Secondly, who did the art for this – an airbrush guy at a New Jersey dirt mall? Finally, this looks like a picture of a blinged out Bratz doll making out with the Crypt Keeper.