This morning, eagle-eyed reader Emily alerted us to a hot new Hollywood romance, if by “hot” you mean “unbelievable” and by “romance” you mean “publicity stunt”: America’s Crush© John Krasinski has been having a hot on-set romance with his Leatherheads co-star Renée Zellweger! In a way, this relationship makes total sense: For Krasinski, he moves into the upper echelons of A-List dating, and for Renée, he’s a non-gay man willing to show his face in public.

Which now begs the question: Is anyone out there Team Renée? I like the girl fine (Cold Mountain and Chicago being two of my favorite movies, not to mention my 8 DVD copies of Bridge J), but JIM? My Jim? OUR JIM? That bitch.

In other news, no new Office last night. On the bright side, here is a HILARIOUS promo for next week’s show, and one of Jim’s best Dwight pranks ever.