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Vivid Entertainment, the flesh auteurs who brought us celubtard porn classics such as Paris Hilton’s Master Course In How To Not Be Sexy and Ray J Makes Stupid Jokes While Paris Hilton’s Friend Plays With His Weiner, is releasing the next installment of their ongoing series of dubious “celebrity” sex tapes – Some Chick Who Made It To Top 24 On American Idol 5 Seasons Ago Gets F*cked By Her Trashball Boyfriend, aka Hardcore Idol. From the insultingly retarded press release:
Beautiful brunette singer Olivia Mojica just missed becoming a finalist on “American Idol” but she will now show she can go all the way in another field – the first contestant on the show to make a hardcore sex video.A Texas native, the vivacious, green-eyed Mojica is the latest celebrity to see a video she recently made with her boyfriend find its way into the public arena and get broad distribution from Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company.
Why WOULDN’T you want to watch poorly filmed footeage of a relatively unattractive chick you’ve never heard of having sex with some meatstick she picked up at a Corpus Christi dive bar? Someone should teach a class at the Learning Annex called “How To Get Famous By Whoring Your Sh*t On Camera and Putting In On The Internet”.
