- Scarier than Jaws, more nail biting than Predator… It’s Shocking Cats!
- In other news, please read about this genius cat that takes a bus in London to his local fish and chips shop every day. He clearly hates the media attention.
- When the Government says “We want to get rid of bad odors” what they mean to say is “Smell ya later, Homeless Joes.”
- We cannot wait for Arnold Schwarzenegger to don a gray sweatsuit, clap his hands, point at an old car and scream: “I am going to pimp — (CLAP) — you up!”
- You know what the good news is about spending hours on end Google stalking your crushes? You are not alone. Well… technically, you are, but you read me.
- Finally, miniature pancakes are incredibly adorable, until you realize they were cooked in a heroin spoon. Someone schedule my A&E Intervention at an IHOP stat.
