Note to future Hindu brides: Keep Jesus out of it! Or you might be headed to jail. (Seriously.) This is the case with Elizabeth Hurley, star of such film as Passenger 57, whose Hindi In-Laws are so furious that they’ve actually followed Hollywood’s lead and disowned the actress. But the Hindi 500 doesn’t end there: Now Vishnu Khandelwal, Hurley’s father-in-law, is filing legal proceedings to send the couple to jail! For, among other things, consuming alcohol at the wedding. Says The Daily Mail:

• Liz Hurley refused to remove her footwear;
• Pictures of them kissing in Hello! magazine is against the culture;
• “Utilising the Hindu marriage to spread Christianity”;
• They drank alcohol before the marriage;
• It is also alleged that Miss Hurley showed off excess flesh with her choice of attire;

Those found guilty of a “deliberate and malicious act” against the religion face a three-year prison sentence.

So basically, Liz Hurley is going to go to jail for being a drunk barefoot eff-me-hoofed slut? Well, if that’s the case… slap on the cuffs, Vishnu! Guilty as charged.