Trapped In The Closet- remember that thing? The ridiculous R. Kelly hip-hopera that spawned a million parodies by everybody from Jimmy Kimmel to your school’s corny acapella group is already almost 2-years-old. That’s damn-near ancient in parody-years! But don’t let that deter you from watching Weird Al’s “Trapped In The Drive-Thru”– an 11-minute tribute that will not only remind you how hilarious the original “Trapped” was, but also that Weird Al is at the point in his life where he can do whatever he wants because he’s Weird F**kin’ Al. First “Trapped In The Closet”, next Brokeback Mountain jokes. Deal with it, people. Weird Al has spoken.