If you watched my Best Night Ever this morning, you will have already seen this, and by now you’ve probably already heard about it, but last night on American Idol, the world’s biggest and dumbest karoake competition was interrupted when Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest starting trading childish insults, which escalated to a harrowing climax of the homosexual tension that’s been brewing betwixt them for years. Get ready kids, because it’s a Gay-Off!