- COUNTDOWN: How long until Trimspa hires a new face for the brand and takes down their Before and After Fat-skinny pics of Anna Nicole Smith? We say at least 2 days. (Update: They’ve added a statement.) (Trimspa)
- COUNTDOWN, PART 2: How long until a website compiles a photo gallery of Anna Nicole images, from her short-lived classy phase to her MTV pasties over her nips phase? Answer: It already exists. (TMZ)
- SAD PUPPY: Know that you’re not alone… Dora understands. (Flickr)
- ANTI-SENTIMENTALS, CLICK HERE: For those of you whose hearts have turned to stone, enjoy this obituary, written from the P.O.V. of an a**hole. (Gawker)
- PALETTE CLEANSER: You’re already drinking a 40, aren’t you? (Youtube)
- NOTE TO LINDSAY, PARIS, BRITNEY & NICOLE: If ever you were going to do some seriously insane sh*t, tonight’s the night. Wear a monokini, smoke crack at Hyde, take Sean Preston to Flashdancers, and delouse yourself in cocaine… because tonight, nobody cares.
