Rumors have been swirling (mmm, chocolate fishes…) that lovable dairy churning hippies Ben & Jerry were working on a Stephen Colbert ice cream flavor. Colbert obsessed websites were speculating on names and flavors for months: There’s Strawberry Colberryness, and rumors of a “Patriotic mix of strawberry, blueberry and (American not French) vanilla flavors, striped in the pint with chocolate stars” (Mmm!). But it looks like this idea isn’t too good to be truthy, as the No Fact Zone got a photo of this prototype (seen left), rumored to be on shelves by April. Called “Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream”, it’s a vanilla extravaganza with chunks of chocolate covered waffle cone (not that the man ever waffles, mind you) and a caramel swirl… and not even a hint of bear. Thanks the almighty above.

It’s a real shame that Ben & Jerry are too cool for what would promise to be another enticing flavor: Bill O’Reilly’s “Falafel Zone in a Waffle Cone!”, a delicious mix of vanilla ice cream, chunks of falafel, peanut-butter dipped smugness and a swirl of ass. Most fans of Fox News are probably so blindsided by that O’Reilly grimace they won’t even realize that the stuff they’re cramming into their face holes actually tastes like human sh*t. It’s the perfect thing to refresh your racist, God-fearing Uncle on a hot summer day!