As we now know, there were many men in Anna Nicole Smith’s life, and all of them probably tried – in their own insane way – to save her, and her money, from the inevitable self-destruction that brought about her untimely demise. However, maybe they were the WRONG men – maybe if Anna Nicole had instead sought the patron wisdom and guidance of L. Ron Hubbard and his legions of famous heterosexual followers, her fate would have been a different one. John Travolta points this out for us:
The Pulp Fiction star has decided to use her death as a chance to promote Narconon – the controversial Church of Scientology drug rehab programme – saying it could have saved the Playmate’s life.[...]
Travolta said: ‘It’s so sad. We could have helped her with Narconon but didn’t get a chance to. I wish we had.’
It’s so clear when you think about it – all of the chaos and insanity that came to define the life and death of Anna Nicole could have removed by the sober, sensible teachings of Travolta, Tom Cruise and all the other level-headed individuals who’ve elected to invest their spirituality in a million year-old Intergalactic Space Warrior. Drugs might have been the cause of Anna Nicole’s death, but it was the Bad Thetans that killed her.
