I’m at a loss for words here– Travolta… leather… dancing… thrusting… just… Wow. From now on we can divide John Travolta’s life into 3 simple segments: Travolta dancing in Saturday Night Fever, Travolta dancing in Pulp Fiction, and Travolta dancing on Ellen. Good luck making it through this clip without laughing… or cringing… or both.

You have to love these Scientologists on daytime talk shows. You just have to.