- A Washington consumer group is criticizing US chain restaurants for promoting “extreme eating”. So next time you’re chillin’ at the ‘Bees, might wanna skip the Fried Double-Chocolate Custard Enema washed down with the Heavy Cream, Pork Lard and Maple Syrup ‘tini.
- In the wake of the Astronaut Diapers crisis, the rocket scientists at NASA are utilizing every ounce of their combined brainpower to develop a fail-safe plan in the event that an astronaut should go bonkers in space. Their strategy so far? Duct tape and tranquilizers (incidentally, the same way my parents used to get me into bed as a child).
- The best headlines are the ones that make you laugh when you visualize them. Such as “Senior Citizen Offs Mugger With Bare Hands”.
- Once you’ve mastered every level in Guitar Hero I & II, it’s time to tour.
- Not content with just sinking the Titanic, film director James Cameron might sink all of Christianity with his claim to have found the tomb of Jesus Christ. Oh, and JC’s son, too.
