Over the past week, everyone in the press has been going on and on about Britney Spears, and how she’s losing it. Here at BWE.tv, we don’t think Britney’s having a “meltdown” or that she’s a “trainwreck” – we think she’s achieved enlightenment and become Buddha. You simply can’t comprehend Brit’s so-called “crazy” behavior because you haven’t yet transcended the Inferno to the plane of consciousness upon which she exists. Luckily, we’ve compiled the wisdom and zen of the Buddha Britney, so that you might discover the answers to our own spiritual questions. Just type them below and prepare to have your minds blown – and maybe your heads shaved.

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