Rejoice, fans of watching uninteresting trust fundertards wandering around LA and having sex with (and being horrible to, often at the same time) each other, for InTouch Weekly is reporting that the entire cast of The Hillls will officially be back for a fourth season of faux-reality melodrama. That means a whole new season of Spencer & Heidi’s twisted “I Love Lucy for the 21st century, and on drugs” schtick, more fascinating hours of Bro-dog Jenner seducing Hollywood’s hordes of bimbo reality-starf*ckers and calling people “brah”, and all your other favorite fame-junkies bringing their unique brand of terribleness to 10 brand spanking new episodes of LA-based idiot-babble!

In Touch can exclusively reveal that Lauren Conrad and crew will be back for a fourth round! Will this be the season that Lauren and her former BFF Heidi Montag finally extinguish their feud or will Heidi actually become Mrs. Spencer Pratt? Maybe we’ll get to meet a whole new cast of characters. “I have some friends on [the show], some friends off,” Lauren tells In Touch. Whatever happens, one thing is certain, The Hills will be alive with the sound of drama once again!

“The sound of drama” is music to my ears. Unfathomably bad music, played really loud. But it certainly sounds like they’ve already got lots of surprises in store for next season, and I’m sure they’ll come up with even more once their writers finally stop striking.