Last week, we brought you an unprecedented expose by resident curmudgeouly 60 Minutes anchor Andy Rooney on the subject of “Bags”, something which really seemed gotten his innermost goat. Surely, you think, surely nothing else could anger him as much as bags! Well, don’t be too sure… because this week, Andy expounds on the notion of catalogs. And not just any catalogs… but ones sent to him… in the mail. Paper and numbers and pictures, sigh, it’s all so very confusing!

Ed Bradley never would have stood for this.