- POWER COUPLE: Lindsay Lohan and Heath Ledger hooked up?? Nahh… She would never rebound– I… mean… he would never… Well… Hmm… Maybe it’s true. (A Socialite’s Life)
- TOUGH ROOM: Writers and producers are still meeting to resolve the Writers’ Strike, but the sides are still reportedly very far apart. The producers remain confident, however, that they can make everything write. Eh? Ya get it? “Write”?? Dear god, we need those writers back soon… (Entertainment Weekly)
- FIRST TEASE: An associate of Dick Cheney claims that Cheney’s wife, Lynne, has been known to get pretty publicly flirty at times. On an unrelated note, can a man being impaled by a Tomahawk missle count as a crime of passion? (NY Post)
- MAN UPSTAIRS: Nice to see that after years of beating around the bush, the Feminist movement is finally starting to make some progress. (The Onion)
- FEEL-GOOD STORY: In the happiest story of the day, Dennis Quaid’s infant twins have been released from the hospital. Here’s hoping they grow up to live a long, full life of watching their father playing distractingly in-shape supporting characters. (People)
