When reading the NY Post online this morning, we came across an item that for a few brief, horrifying seconds, had something to do with Katie Couric quitting CBS, moving to ‘Bama, buying a house made out of Parliament Lights, and using her sorceress superpowers to fast forward the clocks a coupla years or ten.

It turns out, the picture on the right is just Michelle Phillips from our favorite childhood folk band The Mamas and the Papas, who had this to say:

“I HAD a very good relationship with drugs. I used them, I had fun with them, I grew with them” – Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas on “1968 with Tom Brokaw.”

You…. don’t say! Well, in that case, you look fantastic. Maybe Katie should drop some acid before one of her broadcasts… she looks like she could use it. And let’s be honest, it’s not like anyone would notice or is watching.