Well, folks, it’s almost the end of another fabulous year, with only three things to look forward to: the birth of your possible lord Jesus, the New Year’s celebration, and our LISTMAS SPECTACULAR happening all next week, which we’ve brilliantly entitled “MERRY LISTMAS!” So make sure to check in every day until the New Year (yes, even on Christ’s B-day!) for a barrage of our year-end lists. And stay-tuned podcast on Sunday night!
Now that that missive is out of the way, let’s rehash what’s been a pretty exciting week!
- Jamie Lynn Spears does the impossible, becoming the sluttier, more screwed up Spears sister!! KUDOS TO HER AND HER BABY!
- And as a result, Best Week Ever has a little parenting advice for when your little ones start asking you for abortion change (the kind that jingles).
- For those of you wondering what your animals do when you’re not home, we’ve cracked the code: Here’s a list of 50 Animals with Day Jobs.
- It’s pretty much your last chance to join Best Week Ever on the Mayercraft Carrier.
- I took a magical unicorn-horned subway ride with the only surviving bipedal husky on the nighttime news, Anderson Cooper.
- Our Listmas Spectacular is already well underway: We documented theeee:
- Top 10 Fiercest Things of 2007
- The Top 5 Comedy Albums
- The 10 Best Things to Come Out of the Writer’s Strike
- And the the 10 Least Essential Albums of the Year.
- The funny thing is, if Zac Efron were cast in Les Miserables, he would totally be Cosette.
Merry Christmas! And see you guys next week!
