During last night’s finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, the bisexual dating show hosted by “animatronic lego head with implants” Tila Tequila, where women and men are subjected to salacious dates with the Myspace superstar in an effort to help her figure out whether she’s into the train or the tunnel. And while the world at large (read: 15 year olds who are too young to be watching this) was rooting for lesbian firefighter who looked rather dude-ish Dani, Tila ended up picking Bobby as her “true love”. (Don’t fret — they’re casting for a new season of the show right now… guess these two weren’t MFEO after all!)
In case you missed it last night, we bring you the best clip from the finale, where Tila, in an effort to impress her true love’s parents, hops on a stripper pole and demonstrates her hamstring’s “kung fu grip.” Oh, and her dig ol’ bitties manage to fall out of her dress — they might not be real, but they’re definitely pixelated. Our hearts go out to Bobby, who was forced to watch his mom work a pole, a performance that brings to mind “Topeka Truck Stop Strip Joint Circa 1985.”
