Now that Jennifer Lopez has finally surpassed the denial phase of her pregnancy and publicly admitted (4 months later) that she is, indeed, with child, she’s facing a whole new preggers problem: the realization that a human fetus growing inside of her for nine months means that her weight is going to increase. And it sounds like she’s not taking it well:

“She is huge and freaking out. Her face has become really puffy from retaining a lot of water,” a source told international press.

The weight gain is enough to prompt Lopez to put her career on hold until her little one makes an appearance.

After several desperate calls to agent and publicist to say she’s changed her mind, wants to pull out of this whole pregnancy project, and demanding that “someone get this thing out of her immediately”, it sounds like someone’s finally explained to her that it’s too late for that, meaning her only option is hide like the freak she is until her shameful maternal figure has returned to its normal svelte, tanned, toned and waxed form.