Are you intrigued by the idea of celebrity/athlete couples, but you just can’t handle the model-like pristineness of Gisele Bundchen? Does Tom Brady’s girlfriend-hopping leave you not knowing whether you should feel angry at him for his thoughtless misogyny or jealous of his ability to be thoughtlessly misogynistic?
Worry no longer! Now, with Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, you can have all the thrill of watching two decent-looking spotlight-grabbers without having to be intimidated by the talent or success of either one!
Bummed out because Tony Romo’s Cowboys are in first place in the NFC? Don’t worry, he’s always capable of laying a 13-for-36, 0 touchdown, 3 interception egg to lose at home to a 10-point underdog!
Pissed off because Jessica Simpson continues to be cast in movie roles against any semblence of a karmically just universe? Who cares? She just found out that her next two movies are going straight to dvd!
It’s all the fun of a ridiculous celebusports couple, minus all the envy and any doubt that you’re probably a better human being than both parties involved! And boy, if you thought Joe Buck was boring when he was announcing sports, wait til you see him do the play-by-play of Jessica Simpson wearing a Tony Romo jersey in the press box…
