- CELEBRITY JUSTICE: Lindsay Lohan’s frienabler DJ Samantha Ronson is being sued by Perez Hilton’s (and her own) lawyers for fees stemming from the lawsuit she filed against the blogger this year, and ultimately lost. Having a penis crudely drawn on your picture doesn’t seem quite so bad now, does it? (The Smoking Gun)
- TAMPAX ANTHEM: Janet Jackson has released a new single online that contains a lyric claiming she’s “heavy like a first day period”, which is an unnecessarily gross way of saying “I was fat for awhile because I ate a lot of chocolate cake while my career wasn’t going anywhere. (Dlisted)
- REFUND: Apparently ratings for the reruns TV studios have been forced to broadcast during the writers strike fallout aren’t bringing in quite the same kinds of numbers as new episodes of all our favorite shows, resulting in the networks paying the advertisers back. I guess shrugging and going “our bad” only works for so long. (Yahoo!)
- JUICY JUICE: But what do Allen Iverson and Nelly think about OJ Simpson and the size of his head. (YouTube)
- HAPPY ENDING: See, Christmas miracles still do happen sometimes! (Gawker)
