Remember PETA’s innocent ad campaign with really hot models showing off their asses in giant magazine spreads but no one really minded because it was for a theoretically humane cause? It appears the animal organization has decided to forego tongue-in-cheek nudity (and brutal shots of animals being killed) in favor of a really bizarre, “Epic Movie” caliber slamming of the Olsen Twins:
In a new ad campaign to be unveiled today at the Olsens’ Walk of Fame star on Hollywood Boulevard, PETA blasts the 21-year-old star sibs — whom they dub the “Trollsen Twins — for wearing fur and including it in their collections Elizabeth and James and The Row.
“Thin-twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are about to get some publicity that will have them running away faster than if they’d spotted a calorie,” the group said in a snarky statement today.
To coincide with the ad, PETA has also launched a new web site devoted to “Hairy-Kate” and “Trashley.”
When the hell did PETA stop being Maxim and turn into MAD Magazine? Will the new ad campaign also slam “New Yuck Minute” and “Fool House” (featuring Uncle Messy and Kimmy Gobbler)?
Just wait til Kaputnik shows up and dumps buckets of red paint on the Olsens while the White Spy yells at them to “shut up!” and it’s somehow part of The Lighter Side of Bar Mitzvahs. Then you fold it and it’s Alfred E. Newman’s face in a hillside.
