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11 December
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CAPTION THIS! Amy Winehouse on Deathbed?

No joke to be made here, more of a statement. See, we’ve always known that singer Amy Winehouse was most likely a drug addict. Until today, her cooky eyelinered, beehive antics were a welcomed crazy break from what has become an otherwise lifeless gossip world. Frankly, we never felt guilty about marvelling at her blood-stained ballerina slippers — which she insisted on wearing over and over again, even though they were basically shoes made out of scabs — or her pelvic bones, which always brought to mind a “Pro-Ana D’Angelo.”

And then, this picture happened (courtesy of INF Daily):

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And it’s like “Oh noooo, she’s actually gonna die… before the New Year.” She’s starting to look like Steve Buscemi on a bender, and what is she, like, 24? The jokes stop here! Or do they? They probably do.

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