From YEEEAH! — If you haven’t noticed, the public and the press tend to scrutinize a certain Britney Spears. Shocking, I know. It looks as though she is beginning to fight back. Read this after the jump, and then check yourself.
Britney Spears is hellbent on returning to her former glory, and since meth and binge drinking aren’t working out, she’s decided to go the surgery route. According to OK! Magazine
So what’s Brit-Brit’s attack plan for being beautiful? A little bit of nipping here and tucking there, says the friend. She already underwent lip enhancement and forehead Botox on Oct. 18. On her checklist: liposuction ($18,000); a breast lift ($25,000); a mini tummy tuck ($18,000); and work on her nose ($20,000). Should Brit go ahead with the surgery, this will reportedly be her second nose job and the third time she’s had breast work done.
What could have inspired her to overhaul her post-baby body with such drastic measures? Why, this site, of course!
“She’s always worrying about what she looks like,†one friend of the “Toxic” songtress reveals to OK!. “She checks pictures of herself on the Internet every night and criticizes every single one.”
Interestingly, a “Louisa” (short for “Louisiana,” her home state, perhaps?) left the following comment on a Britney post several weeks ago:
Im sick of hearing about what Britney is doing wrong. She is a human being no different then anyone else. So many parents are doing worse things to their kids and no one does a thing. And for the lady who said she would put her family members into the system. Wait untill that child dies or is abused or raped, and then maybe you will get off your high horse. Im so sick of people putting down others for making mistakes. No one is perfect, not even stars. Maybe Britney would actually listen if people werent so damn judgemental. And here is what I want to know, how come K-Fed looks so god damned strung out all the time, and he isnt getting tested. All the pictures in the magizines are of him at a bar or a club. If he has main custody of the kids then why arent there many pictures of him and who the hell is watching the kids at night. He is doing the same shit Britney is/was doing, the only reason she is getting all this hell is because no one wants to stand up to the asshole. Fucking double standards.
If that doesn’t stink of Britney Jean Spears, I don’t know what does. The grammar, the spelling, the general misdirected indignation — it’s got her name all over it. All it’s missing are the Cheeto stains and a little dribbled margarita. It might as well be written on embossed letterhead watermarked with her picture. Which means, in a roundabout way, that my job now has purpose and meaning. Besides “neurosurgeon” and “Jack Bauer’s pants,” has a nobler profession ever been than “celebrity gossip blogger?” I finally know what the good people at the Make a Wish Foundation are talking about when they blather on about their jobs being so worthwhile. And boy, does it feel good!
Britney house-hunting with some jerkoff she picked up at the gas station:
