BWE SPORTS: Not Even Carl From Aqua Teen Can Sort Out This College Football Nonsense

Now that every sportswriter has written their annual column about how stupid college football’s BCS system is, I think we can all agree it’s time to yield the floor to someone whose opinion on the issue truly matters: Carl, the bald-headed neighbor from “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” The dude lives next to a floating milkshake and a shapeshifting ball of meat with a face and he’s still baffled by this BCS nonsense. What he is not baffled by, however, is porn:

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