- Ellen DeGeneres is Hollywood’s first high-profile scab, having broken picket lines by electing to go ahead with her talk show even while her writers are on strike. And really, who needs writers when you can just electric slide around to a few Justin Timberlake songs, then throw a sobbing fit about some puppy you gave away to your hairdresser?
- Jennifer Lopez has just confirmed the confirmation of the fact that she’s pregnant, in case you missed the first 76 unconfirmed confirmations.
- Dog The Bounty Hunter isn’t a racist, he’s the victim of a bad education, and a limited vocabulary that woefully lacks a designation for black people that doesn’t start with an “N”.
- If you just didn’t get enough of Ray J’s wacky antics and Kim Kardashian moaning “Ohh Ray J!” in their first pseduo-celebrity sex tape, great news – there’s a sequel!
- Who ever would have thought that the sappy greeting card-makers at Hallmark would step up and take a hard-line stand in a legal battle against Paris Hilton, and pretty much call her a slut in the process?
