- Carson Daly is going to be the first late night host to cross picket lines and film his show without the striking writers. So if you’re really jonesing for some 2am jollies, be sure to tune into The Carson Daly Does Stupid Human Tricks To Try To Keep Us From Forgetting Him Altogether Comedy Hour.
- Britney Spears’ new driver has quit. I can’t possibly understand why someone wouldn’t want to spend every day of their life making late night runs to the Arby’s Drive-Thru, where your car is then surrounded by a waiting army of degenerate assholes with flashbulbs, causing your passenger to cry, try to make out with you, throw up, and pass out.
- Lindsay Lohan may not have fallen off the wagon yet, but she appears to be poised gracefully atop the diving platform, preparing to delight us all with a triple axle somersault right back into the sauce.
- Some guy named Helio Catroneves won the latest season of Dancing With the Stars. His prize? Now he can actually be considered “a star”. Sort of. For a little while.
- It sounds like Fabio is finally ready to put an end to his feud/female masturbation fantasy with George Clooney.
