Just as our Vh1 corporate mothership is readying it’s latest ex-famous person reality freakshow Celebrity Rehab, in a staggering and totally inexplicable coincidence, two YouTube videos depicting the show’s non-stars engaged in blatant, wanton drug abuse have somehow managed to surface onto the Internets. First, we have some guy from some boy band riding around in limo, smoking crack. Then after the jump, check out some sad old guy who used to be on Taxi hoovering rails of cocaine in his dark depressing home. Basically, you should just turn the channel to Vh1 and smash your remote controls, because there’s really nothing else out there worth watching.