- First reader to make a turkey centerpiece out of tampons (via Gorillamask) and photograph themselves in front of it at the dinner table will get a very special BWE.tv prize.
- Stephen King says that anyone who reveals the ending of The Mist “should be hung from their neck until dead”. So here it is: the main character is actually a woman, and dead. Suck it, King!
- Noah Baumbach writes a Zagat’s History Of His Last Relatinship for The New Yorker that’s a scrumptious all-you-can-eat bon mot buffet of highbrow hilarity.
- Disney has discovered a magical new way of generating original comedy material while the writers are on strike.
- A student group at a college in Texas is calling for “more guns on campus”, so next time some psycho flips out and starts shooting people, the students can shoot back until everyone is dead and the whole university is bathed in blood.
