Al Gore: Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to present this Internation Emmy Award to one of the greatest actors of our time. Mr. Robert De Niro! Mr. De Niro, or B-De-Nee-Nee, please come up to the stage.
Robert De Niro: Thank you.
Al Gore: Now, I’d love to give this Emmy to you, but you’re gonna have to do something for me first.
Robert De Niro: Oh yeah? What’s that.
Al Gore: Make the face.
Robert De Niro: What face?
Al Gore: You know, the “Robert De Niro” face. Scrunch your face all up.
Robert De Niro: I really don’t know what you m–
Al Gore: You know! Make your face all scrunched up like you do. Like “Oh, over here. Look at me over there.” Camman! You always do it. You want this Emmy? You’ll do it.
Robert De Niro: (stands in place for 4 seconds. Then, briefly, makes what can only be described as “Robert De Niro” face. The flashbulbs go wild.)
Al Gore: That was perfect! And now, your Emmy.
Robert De Niro: (Grabs Emmy and impales through Al Gore’s insanely bloated corpse face.)
THE END
