This girl at last night’s MTV European Music Awards has definitely got the “crazy unwashed crackhead in a beehive haircut” and “mumbling incoherent jibberish” parts of Amy Winehouse down pat, but if she really wanted to go all out and make the Halloween costume perfect, she would have shot up with a dirty needle, fallen down into an onstage coma, been defibrillated back to life by the EMT she keeps on staff, stabbed her boyfriend (then herself) with a broken Jack Daniels bottle, and forcibly arrested while rolling around in a pool of disease-ridden junkie blood. Also, the real Amy would have never known so many words to her own song.

(via Stereogum)