- Stylists at the posh Frederic Fekkai Salon in New York insisted on donning rubber gloves when washing and cutting the greezy vazlined hair belonging to Brandon Davis. Which is admirable, as I would have hosed him off on a rooftop while donning a leadened beekeepers costume.
- Michael Bolton, Patti LaBelle and Nick Lachey are going to be “celebrity choirmasters”, on the upcoming show whose title would also make a fantastic Sister Act threequel, “Clash of the Choirs.”
- Nancy Grace has been hospitalized following the birth of twins. Doctors claim that giving birth to the Devil’s spawn is roughly 4 times more exhausting than delivering regular old non-possessed babies.
- You know the only thing that could possibly make Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s romantic getaway that much more romantic? Why, paparazzi presence of course!
- My Javier Bardem obsession is starting to make more sense… with sunglasses, he looks like a Spanish Dylan McDermot. Oh, also he’s dating Penelope Cruz… so looks like I’ll have to settle for the teenaged son on Que Pasa, USA?
- A man in India has married his dog as punishment for stoning 2 other dogs to death. We wish his new bride a very happy 3 more months of living, that is until her new husband stones her to death.
