Ladies! Who’s single, burly, and ready to wine and dine you for at least the next 8, maybe 10 years? Why, Ed Asner of course! Yes, folks, The Azz is back on the markskies after 9 years of marriage toEd Cindy Gilmore Asner, a woman we are forced to respect as she produced one of the greatest masterpieces of the 20th Century, Sister Act… even though she sort of looks like a cross between Sandra Bernhardt and Eric Roberts. And what kind of woman would toss Lou Grant to the curb? A blind, deaf woman with an artificial heart, that’s who.
We know what you’re thinking: “What has The Azz been up to these days?” Good question, America. When he’s not polishing his 7 Emmys, redipping his 5 Golden Globes, or arguing with his now ex-wife, Eddie’s been keeping busy, co-starring in a number of feature films, including the upcoming movie called Working Title, where Azzy plays second fiddle to — wait for it — David Faustino. He’s also been busy gearing up for the holiday season, being mistaken for Santa Claus at no less than 3 local Los Angeles malls.
But Azzy ain’t too busy for you, baby! So keep your eyes peeled at your local massage parlors and casting offices, and if you see Ed, don’t hesitate to throw a sultry “Hello” his way and see if the ol’ bag bites. If you, however, see the man wandering around your local news studio aimlessly while shuffling papers and muttering under his breath… call security.
